A woman's opinion

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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69

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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