Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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