Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Flop dog

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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drake

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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