What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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My children are huge mistakes.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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bob saget

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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