Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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