How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

speech and debate.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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