A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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its snowing on mount fuji

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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