- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Flop dog

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man made a sandwich.

shut up kobe!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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