I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Pinus Testicles

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Jaden McMichael

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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