My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

you are a åsshole :)

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's clear and wet? water

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

the asian kid gets an F

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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