Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

raisin boogers

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

you are a åsshole :)

What's clear and wet? water

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

the asian kid gets an F

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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