- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

raisin boogers

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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