Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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