- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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