The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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