A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

where wally? wallys a myth.

I Have a Black Friend

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

I had sex with my mother in law

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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