- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man sat on a chair

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Dusters blow stuff.

Two english guys meet at work

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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