What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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