Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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meh

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Your sex life.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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