- Anti Joke

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.