- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Religion.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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