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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

shut up kobe!

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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