Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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I am on a escalator.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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