Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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