- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

No.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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