- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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