What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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