Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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I never asked for this.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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NAACP

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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whats 2+2? 4

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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