- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

captcha: all yer base

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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