- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

I need a good anti joke....

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Womens' Rights

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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