- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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