ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Do you play piano? No

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

men, men like men= men+bed

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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