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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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