A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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