- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.