- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Chicken penis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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