- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Women's rights

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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