Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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