Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Penis.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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