The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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