John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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