- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Shit!

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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