- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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