a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I am a n1gger.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Jews

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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