Women.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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