- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Chinese drivers.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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