What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

my shift key is broken1

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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