A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

whats black? a black man

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Women's rights.

hipsters

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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