what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti-joke.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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