Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

religion.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Wombat monkey juice.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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