- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What is long and black The unemployment line

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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